Kayne Cooper in Medicine Hat!

Kayne Cooper will be our Canadidate in by-election in Medicine Hat!

The Rhino Party will be glad to erect Kayne Cooper as their candidate for the by-erection in Medicine Hat–Cardston–Warner. He promises to create economy by brewing new kinds of beer in Alberta and selling it to newfies : big consumer of fresh beer from the mountain.

2015 results

Here are the results of the 2015 General Erection!

CandidateRidingProv.Votes
AGLAT, LaurentROSEMONT–LA PETITE-PATRIEQc495
BENOIT, Ben 97LA POINTE-DE-L’ÎLEQc358
BERNARDI, LouELGIN–MIDDLESEX–LONDONON185
BOUDREAU, MaxGASPÉSIE–LES ÎLES-DE-LA-MADELEINEQc300
BROWN-HODGES, MeganKINGS–HANTSNS184
CÔRRIVEAU, Sébastien CôRhinoRIMOUSKI-NEIGETTE–TÉMISCOUATA–LES BASQUESQc273
CÔTÉ, Fobozof ARIVIÈRE-DU-NORDQc261
CÔTÉ, KévinCOMPTON–STANSTEADQc315
COUTURE, MarielleJONQUIÈREQc382
DUBOIS, AntoineRICHMOND–ARTHABASKAQc384
ECKSTROM, DonovanEDMONTON STRATHCONAAB133
GAGNÉ, Bien GrasMONTMAGNY–L’ISLET–KAMOURASKA–RIVIÈRE-DU-LOUPQc288
GAGNON, MarioABITIBI–BAIE-JAMES–NUNAVIK–EEYOUQc258
GASCON-DAVID, CatherineAHUNTSIC-CARTIERVILLEQc285
GAUDET, TommyPAPINEAUQc323
GÉLINAS, Pascal Le FouABITIBI–TÉMISCAMINGUEQc425
KRYGIER-PAINE, SollyLETHBRIDGEAB209
LEMAY, NicolasHOCHELAGAQc411
LIBERMAN, Matthew IakowLONGUEUIL–CHARLES-LEMOYNEQc325
LUKAWSKI, ConradOTTAWA-CENTREON167
NORMAND, ÉricAVIGNON–LA MITIS–MATANE–MATAPÉDIAQc175
RICHARD, HubertSHERBROOKEQc265
SCHALM, Eric MatthewSASKATOON–UNIVERSITYSK93
STAUFFER, StevenEDMONTON-CENTREAB257
THOMAS, RobertMOOSE JAW–LAKE CENTRE–LANIGANSK208
THOMPSON, Bun BunEDMONTON GRIESBACHAB144
WOLFE, DanielVILLE-MARIE–LE SUD-OUEST–ÎLE-DES-SŒURSQc161

2015 Tour Schedule

Now, for your great PLEASURE, here’s our tour unofficial schedule :

From Cost to Cost :

1jeudiLévis
2vendrediMontréalBig Party + Live show https://www.facebook.com/events/1712448052316327/
3samediMontréalhttps://www.facebook.com/events/1712448052316327/
4dimancheRimouskiRest
5lundiRimouskiSLAM électoralhttps://www.facebook.com/events/1613473285586801/
6mardiNova Scotia
7mercrediHalifax  https://www.facebook.com/events/919734191442938/
8jeudiGaspé. Party + Show  https://www.facebook.com/events/1781109462116039/
9vendrediJonquière
10samediJonquière  Party + Show
11dimanchejonquièrehttps://www.facebook.com/events/1500563796902708/
12lundiRouyn
13mardiRouynSoirée électorale : Micro ouvert Rouyn  https://www.facebook.com/events/1618614015058212/
14mercredival d’or
15jeudiOttawaSoirée électorale : Ottawahttps://www.facebook.com/events/693572780778148/
16vendrediSherbrookeSoirée électorale : Sherbrookehttps://www.facebook.com/events/773411646103128/
17samediQuébecSoirée électorale : Québechttps://www.facebook.com/events/1574278712820431/
18dimancheKamouraskaSoirée électorale : Kamouraskahttps://www.facebook.com/events/1478106009160179/
19lundiRimouski-dooSoirée électorale : Paradishttps://www.facebook.com/events/4531028581

Rhino Tour of March

Sébastien CoRhino is the New Dealer of Parti Rhinoceros of Canada ! He is the best bet for being Prime Minister of Canada in the October 2015 elections. CoRhino is presently touring Canada to show the movie Erection Canada, and to release his Plan 2015-3015 – For the Future of Canada.

Wednesday March 4th – Sherbrooke
Thursday March 5th – Toronto –> Gatineau !
Friday March 6th – PM : Ottawa – Release of Plan 2015-3015 – For the Future of Canada
Friday March 6th – night : Montréal
Saturday March 7th : Québec – Lévis

Visit this website, it’s made for all erectors, erectrices, futur Rhino candidates, medias, members of public, sponsorship, ships shipping ships, kids, etc.

Have fun and stay horny !

2015-01 - Photo 2020photo candidat Guillaume Briand

Rhino Party offers Eve Adams riding of her choice

Toronto – July 26th 2015 – After her unfortunate loss in the Liberal nomination, The Rhino Party offers Eve Adams the riding of her choice in any of Greater Toronto Area ridings.

“We know for sure Eve Adams will win when she is going to face the election. It’s an absolute injustice that neither the Conservatives nor the Liberals have let an actual MP run again ! Furthermore, by having a MP in the Parliament, the Leader’s Debate would have the privilege of featuring the Rhino Leader Sébastien CôRhino for the first time in Canada’s history!”, said an anonymous source in the Rhino Party.

The Supreme Dealer, Sébastien CôRhino, added : “We promise to rig the nomination race in her favor. Eve will be free to choose whatever riding she thinks is the best and we will support her !”

We think that after running for the Conservatives and the Liberals, the only possible next step in Canadian politics is to run for the Rhinoceros Party of Canada.

Rhinoceros Party is presently operating under its Plan 2015-3015 and promises a stable government if elected.

To Montreal !

Montreal – March 13th 2015 – Sébastien CoRhino, the new Dealer of Rhinoceros Party of Canada, will be exceptionnaly in Montreal this Saturday, March 14th, for interviews with medias.

Sébastien CoRhino play in « Le Grand Groupe Régional d’Improvisation Libérée (GGRIL) » in the show « GGRIL + Jean Derome & Sam Shalabi » at Gesù this Saturday. Fully pregnant and living Rimouski, you won’t have another chance to see CoRhino in Montreal soon !

http://www.legesu.com/spectacles/ggril-jean-derome-sam-shalabi/

In Gilles Proulx’s blog : http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2015/03/12/erection-canada